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A kinetic typography Flash based off my last post where I collected all the rude and stupid reviews I've received over the past five years.
I've been submitting my Flash cartoons to Newgrounds for about 5 years now, and during that time I have recieved my share of thoughtful criticism. Tonight I would like to share a select few with you, to show you what has been keeping me going for all these years.
"WTF THIS IS THE MOST HORRIBLE RETARDED THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE." - magunwarrior
"If God were looking out for me, he would have told me not to watch this movie..." - Brianzilla2004
"That was shit... " - USBclock
"Meh...kinda crappy.." - Dr-ki-ller
"abraham lincoln clan ain't nothing to fuck with. or something like that. So seriously yos. don't mess with the one and only abe rincoln. THANKS A LOT!" - dfjawioeraiod
"I dunno, maybe it's just me, but, this sucked." - Extion83
"nothing to cool, nothing to interesting" - dp-rican
"This movie was completely gay. I suggest serious practice and much looking over of tutorials before ever sumitting any of your work ever again. - animefan120
"wtf what was that" - Scourge32
"sry but i didn't like it....I hate it" - DarkMagicien
H-how crap is it?
VERY CRAP!!!!!!!!!" - da-crazy-smiley
"Homosexual" - TheIncredibleD
"Dumb." - Kissy
"its not even slighlty humourous. Lmao." - IWantSomeCookies
"please dont ever make something like this again." - N-Antichrist
"NO, NO, NO..." - cydron
"I did not nor did I wish to see Elmer Fudds ass! 0 for you" - NuttyJuggalo27
"was boring and sucked. If I was you, I'd cut of my pee pee." - Neo-PuNk
"apparantly meds arent doin u any favors. See u in hell" - hunterbecomeshunted
"wot was that it made no sence and was not funny in any way" - darthdownie
" don´t liked your flash. I hope you make´s a better flash next time." - Xipp
"Obnoxious" - Sly-Dood
"That i'm sorry is annoying to tell the truth" - Shotgun-21
"Good god, that was lame." - DaMulletMan
"try making a video on somthing funny" - nonoyawns
"that would be funny to a 3 year old!" - jph007
"Yep. Garbage." - Rugger1869
"The flash animation sucked horribly and the jokes are not funny. Its dry humor. Pathetic!" - Psychopathic-Klown
"AHHH!" - Postmaniac
"NO!" - Phineus
"WTF IS THIS SHIT!" - Qusia
"I kinda found it to be a peace of crap." - trickdog1
"You should be shot" - FatVegas
"Gay..." - Bucket-DeMierda
"that waz really gay" - deathsickle98
"Realy made me mad!!!!" - Bus-Driver
"thats the most retarded theme for a flash i've seen in years" - viva-la-korak
"I'm sorry, but that was just crap. There was nothing funny about it." - ForbiddenMana
"HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT WIRTHLESS SHIT!!!!" - kirby570
"dreadful" - Malfurion-Stormrage
"Junk, it was just bad graphic where bad the noise where pretty bad." - Walks-in-shadows
"you receive a 0. i watched the whole thing. what is wrong with you?" - JimStatham12
"seriously go find some tutorials and learn better animation skills" - link60653
"That was terrible" - ATeamOps0391
"do not make another movie it sucks!" - demonziex
"i've no problem with the blasphemy, but this flash was about 98% unfunny" - GOthic
"pointless" - keldore
"Awful" - Vamsari
"What in god's name was that?!?!?!?!?!?!?" - DeridiousPrime
"I.... really don´t know what to say. I know that if I´m gonna give a submission a low score, I should offer constructive critisism, but this horrid excuse of an abomination is so bad, it´s not even worth existing and the one responsible for it should burn in satan´s asshole for all eternety!" - GizboFlash
I just made this and I demand you watch and comment on it!
Please enjoy and tell me what you think.
Exciting, isn't it?
I sure hope I can get it done before Christmas.
Get ready, motherfuckers!
Coming December 2009!
LOOK WHAT I MADE, WHORES!
Watch it. Come on, don't be a dick.
Nobody likes my Casper & Spooky series. Boo hoo! Whatever shall I do?
I won't be making those for a while, but do any of you fat jerks remember this?
Businessman Blues did appear on the front page for a brief period. If you would like to see this turned into a series, leave me a comment. But tell me like a pirate or the comment will be ignored.
It's unfinished, but I submitted it anyway. DEAL WITH IT!